Sunday, October 08, 2006
rules for eep
I do not have fingers and the water dish is not a finger-bowl. I don't need to dip my paws in it.
Staring at the water will not make it burble more.
I will not throw up in the water dish, even though I have seen Mommy throw up in the big water dish. She never drinks out of it and I have to drink out of mine.
That scratching post never did anything to me. It does not deserve its fate.
No matter how hard I try, I can't bury the other cats' wet food.
- Nor can I bury anything else on the floor.
I am not The Destroyer of Worlds, therefore I should stop attacking the other cats.