Wednesday, July 20, 2005

theories of cat behavior

LAW OF CAT INERTIA:
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

LAW OF CAT MOTION:
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION:
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY:
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT:
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION:
A cat is composed of matter plus Anti-matter plus it doesn't matter.

LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCE:
As yet undiscovered.

2 comments:

Laurence said...

Do tissue piles count as boxes?

mira said...

i think any confined space would be applicable under this law, - goldfish bowls, laundry baskets, couch cushions and such

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