Monday, April 11, 2005

behold! a jihad is at hand

I have joined the Unitarian Jihad. I will help spread reason and decent behavior through this country, while noting with love and respect the differences in us all. I will share with you an excerpt of the first message of the Jihad.
Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary...

I shall now be known as Sister Inspired Trebuchet of Quiet Reflection. I thank The Machine Gun of Sweet Reason for showing me the path to reasonable discussion.

To join the Jihad, you may get your Unitarian Jihad name either here or here.

1 comment:

Tom said...

Oh, dear Lord...

Do you people see what i have to deal with on a daily basis? :O

But I love you anyway, Hon :)