Wednesday, February 16, 2005
we're sooo screwed
The morning starts off not too bad
Things aren't looking too good for Tennessee...
Mississippi joins in on the fun, things are not looking up
This is so not good. Everybody prepare to kiss your butt goodbye
Commence kissing. This can't get any worse
It just got worse. That's a f*^#in' huge tornado!
It's a miracle, we survived.
Huh? This was a drill??
AT 915 AM CST...A TEST...TEST...TEST...TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR CITY...MOVING NORTHEAST AT 30 MPH. FOR THE NEXT 15 MINUTES IMAGINE THIS TORNADO WAS REAL. GET TO A SAFE PLACE NOW!*
Imagine this was a real tornado? Ok, this is Alabama so should I go outside and try to shake hands with it? Or come completely unglued, convinced this is "the big one", and get into a car wreck? I guess the hospital qualifies as a safe place...
THIS HAS BEEN A TEST...TEST...TORNADO WARNING IN CONJUNCTION WITH SEVERE WEATHER AWARENESS WEEK IN ALABAMA AND TENNESSEE. PLEASE REVIEW YOUR SAFETY PLANS! TEHRE ARE NO TORNADOES IN ALABAMA OR TENNESSEE OCCURRING. THIS HAS BEEN A TEST DRILL.
I would hate to see what could generate a tornado warning for each of those counties in red. 67 simultaneous tornadoes in Alabama? One massive tornado 300 miles wide? Someone in the National Weather Service confuse a hurricane and a tornado?