Thursday, February 24, 2005

who the hell are you?

Frank J. posted this list of questions over at IMAO, in response to the mainstream media's assumption that us bloggers aren't informed or intelligent enough to form our own opinions.

Without any further ado, here are my responses to Frank J.'s questions.


1. Who the hell do you think you are?

I am Mira, Destroyer of Worlds, Queen Bitch of the Universe

2. So, other than blogging, what's your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumbass?

I'm a graphic designer and AV support technician. I also double as the Emergency Response Team Coordinator in the buildings where I work. If that wasn't enough, I work 1 or 2 12 hour shifts a week as an EMT/Vehicle Extrication Specialist. I avoid fast food whenever possible.

3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?

Nope, and I don't need any. Apparently most people who work in journalism don't have any experience in it, either.

4. Do you even read newspapers?

While I could be a real smart-ass here, I'm not. I read various local, regional, and national newspapers, mostly online, some days I read more than others, but don't we all?

5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?

I only watch FOX News as a last resort. I prefer CNN or ABC News, maybe CBS if I want some laughs.

6. I bet you're some moron talk radio listener too, huh?

Nope, that's why I have XM radio, so I don't have to listen to that crap.

7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?

Yeah, but I burn it. Or use it for toilet paper, it I'm getting desperate.

8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?

Just the idiots who pass off fiction as news.

9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?

You mean there are other countries?

10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?

I've been to the United States of America, the Confederate States of America, the Republic of Texas, the California Republic, and the Dominion of Canada.

11. If you're so keen on the war, why haven't you signed up, chickenhawk?

Can't, due to my medical conditions. Otherwise, Semper Fi!

12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face?

Not my best friend's face, although that is the one thing I dread, working on a close friend or family member. I have held someone's brains in my hands, seen the human body folded and broken every which way, and watched a child die in front of me.

13. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?

Puke, guts, crap, goo, brains, it's all the same.

14. Once again, who the hell do you think you are?!

I am Mira, Destroyer of Worlds, Queen Bitch of the Universe! All shall kneel before me and tremble!

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