Tuesday, January 11, 2005

you know you're addicted to csi when...

  • You know the biographies of ALL the personnel from the CSI website
  • You never work (or go out) Thursday nites because you'll miss CSI (although you tape it anyway)
  • You can't sleep knowing that something exciting is going to happen on the next episode
  • Your friend asks you about the episode with "the sparkling room thingie," and you don't even have to think about it before informing them they're thinking of Scooba Doobie-Do.
  • Your puppy is called VEGAS as a compromise, because none of your kids could stop arguing over whether it was gonna be called Grissom, Warrick, Greggo or Nicky......
  • You start knocking on walls in hope of finding a dead body between them
  • You walk around with a Mag-lite
  • You change your lighting to UV lighting, just to see those stains in your carpet
  • You dust for prints in your knife drawer
  • You wrap your house with yellow crime-scene tape
  • You wear latex gloves while at home
  • You suddenly study chemistry to understand more about those chemical reactions
  • You learn Photoshop so you can make wallpapers out of the pics you have
  • You've changed your quote from "Smile at the world, and the world will smile back" to "Concentrate on what cannot lie... The evidence"
  • When you were a kid, you wanted to be an astronaut. Now you want to be a CSI
  • When you are the leader of a group, you think, "What kind of a leader should I be? Gris Style or Horatio?"
  • You stare at Grissom's eyeglasses and Horatio's shades, then search for the exact pair (or at least close to it!)
  • You plan on living in Las Vegas or Miami
  • Your choice of car? The one like Horatio has
  • You have a jacket, with the word "Forencics" written on the back
  • You'd even settle for a shirt with the same word
  • You read HAMLET, cause it was mentioned that HORATIO came from the name of Hamlet's best bud, Horatio
  • You got arrested when found crossing the yellow tape
  • You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to CSI

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