you know you're addicted to csi when...

• You know the biographies of ALL the personnel from the CSI website
• You never work (or go out) Thursday nites because you'll miss CSI (although you tape it anyway)
• You can't sleep knowing that something exciting is going to happen on the next episode
• Your friend asks you about the episode with "the sparkling room thingie," and you don't even have to think about it before informing them they're thinking of Scooba Doobie-Do.
• Your puppy is called VEGAS as a compromise, because none of your kids could stop arguing over whether it was gonna be called Grissom, Warrick, Greggo or Nicky......
• You start knocking on walls in hope of finding a dead body between them
• You walk around with a Mag-lite
• You change your lighting to UV lighting, just to see those stains in your carpet
• You dust for prints in your knife drawer
• You wrap your house with yellow crime-scene tape
• You wear latex gloves while at home
• You suddenly study chemistry to understand more about those chemical reactions
• You learn Photoshop so you can make wallpapers out of the pics you have
• You've changed your quote from "Smile at the world, and the world will smile back" to "Concentrate on what cannot lie... The evidence"
• When you were a kid, you wanted to be an astronaut. Now you want to be a CSI
• When you are the leader of a group, you think, "What kind of a leader should I be? Gris Style or Horatio?"
• You stare at Grissom's eyeglasses and Horatio's shades, then search for the exact pair (or at least close to it!)
• You plan on living in Las Vegas or Miami
• Your choice of car? The one like Horatio has
• You have a jacket, with the word "Forencics" written on the back
• You'd even settle for a shirt with the same word
• You read HAMLET, cause it was mentioned that HORATIO came from the name of Hamlet's best bud, Horatio
• You got arrested when found crossing the yellow tape
• You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to CSI