- You have a party or a barbeque whenever Alabama plays Auburn in football.
- You go to Gulf Shores every summer.
- You call the Atlanta Braves baseball team "us" like they're actually from Alabama.
- You would much rather visit Florida than California.
- You don't "take", you "carry" or "tote"... as in "You want me to carry you down to the 7-11?"
- A soft drink isn't soda, cola, or pop, it's Coke.
- You call it a "buggy" and not a shopping cart.
- You've said "fixin' to," "might could," or "usetacould" during the last week.
- Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
- You know the meaning of the phrase "Fobbed again."
- You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Opelika, Bayou La Batre, and Oneonta.
- The Talladega 500 is the biggest sporting event of any sort during the entire year.
- You know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and you know someone who eats them anyway.
- You think that people who complain about the humidity in other states are sissies.
- You aren't surprised to find rental movies, groceries, ammunition and bait all in the same store.
- You've missed a wedding or a funeral to go to a football game.
- Asian food is always "CHINESE" regardless of the fact that it may actually be Korean or Japanese or Thai
- You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Alabama.
I found a site that has all sorts of blog fodder, so I will be pulling from it every few days, for your amusement, and mine. Enjoy the amusements.
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